Tuesday, June 22, 2010
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
大喊后会不会有奇迹_
i'm really paranoid when it comes to this. and i'm very afraid of adults, esp those who doesn't seem to like me. i don't know when things will suddenly go against me one day, and i'm left with nothing again. you know.... once bitten twice shy, twice bitten forever shy. i can't seem to put that kind of phobia behind me. i can't stand how paranoid i am and how distrustful of all things i can be. i don't dare to step out of my lil circle i've drawn around myself since then. and, orchard is flooded.
假如我提的每个梦 你都觉得沉重
我还能够做什么 是放手或泪流
以前说的不是这种以后
快乐不该变得像彩虹
都要让大雨淋过 才短暂拥有
我还能够做什么 是放手或泪流
以前说的不是这种以后
快乐不该变得像彩虹
都要让大雨淋过 才短暂拥有
The USE of MATHS in LIFE (Just for Laughs)_
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = Romance
Smart man + dumb woman = Affair
Dumb man + smart woman = Marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = Pregnancy
OFFICE MATHEMATICS
Smart boss + smart employee = Profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = Production
Dumb boss + smart employee = Promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = Overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
A successful woman is one tho can find such a man
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
INCLINATION TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change but he doesn't
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change,and she does.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
Smart man + smart woman = Romance
Smart man + dumb woman = Affair
Dumb man + smart woman = Marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = Pregnancy
OFFICE MATHEMATICS
Smart boss + smart employee = Profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = Production
Dumb boss + smart employee = Promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = Overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
A successful woman is one tho can find such a man
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
INCLINATION TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change but he doesn't
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change,and she does.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
let me spend......_
i went shopping for a few times alr but i kept going home empty handed!!!!! I WANT TO BUY CLOTHES!!!!!!! what's wrong with the shops nowadays. nthg caught my eye. irritating.
anw, stay healthy everyone!
i can't believe i got to survive 5 weeks without the heater at home. T.T
明知山有虎,偏向虎山行。因為我帶了武松... =D
蛤?不好笑 mehh?? ._.
anw, stay healthy everyone!
i can't believe i got to survive 5 weeks without the heater at home. T.T
明知山有虎,偏向虎山行。因為我帶了武松... =D
蛤?不好笑 mehh?? ._.
Friday, June 11, 2010
Time flies_
photo from here.
I wish i could fly too.... but, 超人不會飛. yeah i always deem myself as a superwoman whenever i could come up with solutions for tricky problems, whenever i finish my school assignments/reports/projects on time considering how late i start and how not knowledgeable i am and whenever i manage to survive something i thought i couldn't. this sentence is too long. but yea, it gets tiring sometimes, when you have to force a smile on your face, act high, be crazy, talk non-stop, just to show tt you're normal. anw, i'm not being emo here ah!
oh yes i was talking about how time flies.... i got a shock when i know that next week is mid june alr! it seems like i just finished my exams only. sooooo fast!!!! tt means Sch Exp is coming, renovation is coming, cruise is coming, ORD is coming, and.......sch is starting zzzzz. sick know. travelling from east to west and west back to east is sick know. okay okay i'm not the only one but still, SICK KNOW!
i think the more confident you are on the outside, the lower self-esteem you have inside.
life is full of unexpected stuffs. things always happen when you least expect it. i've been repeating this for N times alr and i need to emphasize that this sentence is absolutely true TTM. don't expect things to happen, but don't stop believing.. sia la i feel so intellectual today.
Understanding me VS Demanding you. what to do....
i need to shop for my "teacher clothes"!
i think the more confident you are on the outside, the lower self-esteem you have inside.
life is full of unexpected stuffs. things always happen when you least expect it. i've been repeating this for N times alr and i need to emphasize that this sentence is absolutely true TTM. don't expect things to happen, but don't stop believing.. sia la i feel so intellectual today.
Understanding me VS Demanding you. what to do....
i need to shop for my "teacher clothes"!
塬難了,沁難了..
Thursday, June 3, 2010
Wednesday, June 2, 2010
Forever?_
Forever or 4ever may refer to:
- Eternity, a limitless amount of time
- Eternity often simply means existence for a limitless amount of time, many have used it to refer to a timeless existence altogether outside time.
Does forever exist? Does eternity exist?
i don't think so.
相爱没有那麽容易 每个人有他的脾气
过了爱作梦的年纪 轰轰烈烈不如平静
幸福没有那麽容易 才会特别让人著迷
什麽都不懂的年纪
曾经最掏心 所以最开心 曾经
过了爱作梦的年纪 轰轰烈烈不如平静
幸福没有那麽容易 才会特别让人著迷
什麽都不懂的年纪
曾经最掏心 所以最开心 曾经
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