i shall put this at the top: I'M GONNA SCOLD SINGAPOREANS! if you don't like it, don't read it. if you're gonna agree with me, join me in scolding!:D
well, basically all of us know what're the 3 characteristics most singaporeans possess- the 3Ks. not 3 thousand dollars.
1. KIASU(scared to lose)
2. KIASI(scared to die)
3. KIABOR(scared of wife)
i was taking bus today and it was damn packed cos it's from orchard. so we're all practically squeezing together alr. eunice and i were standing at the exit door there, holding on to the pole to keep our balance on the shaky bus.
then this aunty wanted to alight and i was holding on to the pole which somehow, my arm's blocking her from the door. the bus was quite shaky so i held on to the bar although i know she wants to alight. as in the bus wasn't at the stop yet and it's still moving. i don't know what the hell's wrong with her. the bus haven't even stopped, the door isn't opened as well and she said 'excuse me'. so she's expecting me to release my hand from the pole so she can stand right in front of the damn door so she can alight the first thing the door opens.
ehh can't she be more freakin' considerate and realise that i can actually lose my damn balance and fall?! must she be so kiasu? scared that the bus driver won't let you alight is it? mind you the bus wasn't even at the stop can. as if i won't let go of the pole and let you alight when it stops. cannot wait is it? wait will die is it? okay whatever.
and i replied the aunty in a super polite manner that haven't reached the stop yet, later i fall down. zzz.
next, on the same day, same bus, same spot. the another aunty walked over to the exit again when the bus was still moving vigorously. i was still holdin' on to the pole as usual and sort of blocking her from the door.
then she stared at me and asked rudely, "are you going down?!" WHAT THE HELL. never go down then cannot hold the pole is it?! hold the pole will die is it? let me hold till the bus stop will prevent you from alighting is it?! the bus haven't even stopped yet and there's still quite a distance away lor.
pple are so damn selfish man. spare a freakin' thought for others can? then you expect pple to alll siam off and die just to give the damn freakin' way to you?! you think you're the king ah?!
pls la aunties. don't think you old i scared you okay. becos of your age, i give you respect. but stop the bonsai thought that you're old, you're big.
mrts and buses alr gave you all the shit privileges of having priority seats. no matter how tired, lethargic, sick or uncomfortable we are, we HAVE to give up seats for you all. pls just kindly spare a teeny weeny thought for us, for we're all humans and we have human rights.
okay i'm just venting my anger cos i doubt any aunties will read this.
if you all realise, everytime when we see pple fighting or pple in trouble, nobody will dare to step out to stop them or help the weak. they'll either walk off asap, or stand there and see free show.
i doubt there're kind and nice pple ard anymore. cos singaporeans are so kiasi! they don't dare to help cos they scared they'll get themselves involved. so, they'll just leave pple to die, or watch them die. what zek ark pple.
like tt time, my bro got kiapped by the mrt doors. none of the shitheads ard him helped him okay! and what kind of shit is this. didn't schools teach us to be helpful? is it just singaporeans or just the pple i'd encountered? super freakin' selfish la! all of you will have retribution man!
this world has no good pple anymore! pple get close to you with an ulterior motive. why aren't there pure nice pple? it's useless to be nice to other pple cos you know they won't be the same. what's the point of being nice then? so stupid.
ya ya becos there's this thinking in everyone, tt's why the world is like that. but pls, nobody can change anything about this. don't be so dumb to be so very nice to everyone cos no one gives a shit about it. two shits maybe.
when you see long queues in singapore, you know there's big sale. the queue today at shaw's isetan(private sale for cardholders) was ridiculous! it's like one big round of shaw and all the way towards orchard towers. then, singaporeans are still willing to queue despite the ridiculously long queue. why? cos they don't want to lose! big big sale sia!
ya i know money is not easily earned.......big sale saves big money......now recession.....whatever excuses! so many pple, you think you'll get what you want in the end? seriously it's so silly(in the bad way. i always think silly is good:D) to go join the stupid queue! it'll be just pple squeezing pple. and what, they're singaporeans.
and can pple STOP SQUEEZING?! it's TA MA DE irritating! can't get on the mrt train or bus or lift then wait for the next one la! will die meh?! squeeze push squeeze push just to get in. you think you'll get a comfortable ride ah?!
don't want to be late then just make an effort to go earlier knowing that it's the peak hour la. squeeze like sardine very fun ah? go play rugby la.
then pple want to alight then step out and let them alight first then you go in again la! will die is it?! the trains and buses won't kiap you till you die. at most take the next train. and pls, if you want to alight, wait for the damn bus or train to stop first before starting to scream your"EXCUSE ME"s and "TSK". nobody will let you not alight.
and those dumb pple who're waiting to board the bus or train, kindly wait for the pple to alight first. why so stupid to try so hard to squeeze your damn way in the train when pple are trying to push their bonsai way out?! then just all die together! KIASU LA!
seriously hate singaporeans man. STOP IT AH.
singaporeans are freakin' impatient as well. wait awhile only TSK TSK TSK.
a few days back i was in this packed train. then it was at the station alr but the door didn't open cos the "driver" was trying to adjust to the right position cos it crossed the line. then got this middle-aged guy beside me at the door kept knocking on the door and TSK, TSK, TSK, giving that super pissed off face like everyone owed him money. what the hell it was not even a minute okay! it was just a few seconds of no movement what. so agitated for what?! as if you're gonna die inside.
maybe we're just too used to fast technology. technology can be so bad.
and singaporeans are so ZEK ARK! i don't care if you're racist. say racist jokes, laugh at them, say them behind their back, curse them, hate them, whatever. but just don't hurt them can or not?
i heard of this person(i know him) who purposely go and topple a banglah's plate of rice and this banglah still picked the grains up one by one to eat it. what sia. EHH are you still considered a human? you got a heart? so f. zek ark. inhuman okay. so what if they're banglahs? they're innocent what. as if they wanna be banglahs and get discriminated by pple. and he was just merely having his lunch.
and i bloghopped that time and saw this post on this group of guys who kept spraying those spray-ribbons thing on banglahs during xmas. like they're really attackin' the banglahs and the banglahs thought they're playing with them.
hello, what did they do to deserve all these? not all banglahs are bad what. you think every banglah rapes? you don't have to like them but can just leave them alone what.
i admit i'm afraid of them but at least i don't harm them. have a heart okay.
next time before you do anything to anyone, put yourself in their shoes(wear their shoes) and spare a thought for others. be kind, and know that there're really retributions.
i really hate pple who don't give you exact replies. yes then yes, no then no. want then want, don't want then don't want. say la! leave pple hanging there or waiting there is so shitty.
or say what MAYBE, SEE FIRST, SEE HOW, DON'T KNOW, NEXT TIME THEN SAY when you obviously don't want. the worst thing is saying OKAY alr and then pangseh. stop giving pple false hopes okay. it sucks.
you think it's fun? don't want just say don't want. it's better that way. at least there's an answer.
when you expect pple to be nice or do things for you, pls make an effort to be nice and all as well.
if you want the friendship to go on, make an effort to maintain it. keep in contact. ask for outings, you don't ask you won't know. stop assuming tt "aiya sure cannot one". then you blame pple for not making the effort or regret that the friendship or whatever is gone. stop relying on others. and if you don't give a shit about it, then forget it. you have no right to say "oh i miss those times". HA HA HA. singaporeans ah....
and gentlemen are officially extinct.
people are only affected by people. you're happy cos of pple. you're crying cos of pple. you're scolding, hating, cursing cos of pple. you're having so much fun cos of pple. you're fake cos of pple. you're entertaining cos of pple. you're irritated cos of pple. you're laughing cos of pple. and i'm hating singapore cos of pple!
i think this is not enough, i'm still very pissed off. i shall continue complaining to my mama(my real mama). MY MAMA ROCKS cos she'll always be there to listen to me and scold them with me! that's what i really love about her! I LOVE MY MAMA!:D
well, what a great boxing day. *rolls eyes*
well, basically all of us know what're the 3 characteristics most singaporeans possess- the 3Ks. not 3 thousand dollars.
1. KIASU(scared to lose)
2. KIASI(scared to die)
3. KIABOR(scared of wife)
i was taking bus today and it was damn packed cos it's from orchard. so we're all practically squeezing together alr. eunice and i were standing at the exit door there, holding on to the pole to keep our balance on the shaky bus.
then this aunty wanted to alight and i was holding on to the pole which somehow, my arm's blocking her from the door. the bus was quite shaky so i held on to the bar although i know she wants to alight. as in the bus wasn't at the stop yet and it's still moving. i don't know what the hell's wrong with her. the bus haven't even stopped, the door isn't opened as well and she said 'excuse me'. so she's expecting me to release my hand from the pole so she can stand right in front of the damn door so she can alight the first thing the door opens.
ehh can't she be more freakin' considerate and realise that i can actually lose my damn balance and fall?! must she be so kiasu? scared that the bus driver won't let you alight is it? mind you the bus wasn't even at the stop can. as if i won't let go of the pole and let you alight when it stops. cannot wait is it? wait will die is it? okay whatever.
and i replied the aunty in a super polite manner that haven't reached the stop yet, later i fall down. zzz.
next, on the same day, same bus, same spot. the another aunty walked over to the exit again when the bus was still moving vigorously. i was still holdin' on to the pole as usual and sort of blocking her from the door.
then she stared at me and asked rudely, "are you going down?!" WHAT THE HELL. never go down then cannot hold the pole is it?! hold the pole will die is it? let me hold till the bus stop will prevent you from alighting is it?! the bus haven't even stopped yet and there's still quite a distance away lor.
pple are so damn selfish man. spare a freakin' thought for others can? then you expect pple to alll siam off and die just to give the damn freakin' way to you?! you think you're the king ah?!
pls la aunties. don't think you old i scared you okay. becos of your age, i give you respect. but stop the bonsai thought that you're old, you're big.
mrts and buses alr gave you all the shit privileges of having priority seats. no matter how tired, lethargic, sick or uncomfortable we are, we HAVE to give up seats for you all. pls just kindly spare a teeny weeny thought for us, for we're all humans and we have human rights.
okay i'm just venting my anger cos i doubt any aunties will read this.
if you all realise, everytime when we see pple fighting or pple in trouble, nobody will dare to step out to stop them or help the weak. they'll either walk off asap, or stand there and see free show.
i doubt there're kind and nice pple ard anymore. cos singaporeans are so kiasi! they don't dare to help cos they scared they'll get themselves involved. so, they'll just leave pple to die, or watch them die. what zek ark pple.
like tt time, my bro got kiapped by the mrt doors. none of the shitheads ard him helped him okay! and what kind of shit is this. didn't schools teach us to be helpful? is it just singaporeans or just the pple i'd encountered? super freakin' selfish la! all of you will have retribution man!
this world has no good pple anymore! pple get close to you with an ulterior motive. why aren't there pure nice pple? it's useless to be nice to other pple cos you know they won't be the same. what's the point of being nice then? so stupid.
ya ya becos there's this thinking in everyone, tt's why the world is like that. but pls, nobody can change anything about this. don't be so dumb to be so very nice to everyone cos no one gives a shit about it. two shits maybe.
when you see long queues in singapore, you know there's big sale. the queue today at shaw's isetan(private sale for cardholders) was ridiculous! it's like one big round of shaw and all the way towards orchard towers. then, singaporeans are still willing to queue despite the ridiculously long queue. why? cos they don't want to lose! big big sale sia!
ya i know money is not easily earned.......big sale saves big money......now recession.....whatever excuses! so many pple, you think you'll get what you want in the end? seriously it's so silly(in the bad way. i always think silly is good:D) to go join the stupid queue! it'll be just pple squeezing pple. and what, they're singaporeans.
and can pple STOP SQUEEZING?! it's TA MA DE irritating! can't get on the mrt train or bus or lift then wait for the next one la! will die meh?! squeeze push squeeze push just to get in. you think you'll get a comfortable ride ah?!
don't want to be late then just make an effort to go earlier knowing that it's the peak hour la. squeeze like sardine very fun ah? go play rugby la.
then pple want to alight then step out and let them alight first then you go in again la! will die is it?! the trains and buses won't kiap you till you die. at most take the next train. and pls, if you want to alight, wait for the damn bus or train to stop first before starting to scream your"EXCUSE ME"s and "TSK". nobody will let you not alight.
and those dumb pple who're waiting to board the bus or train, kindly wait for the pple to alight first. why so stupid to try so hard to squeeze your damn way in the train when pple are trying to push their bonsai way out?! then just all die together! KIASU LA!
seriously hate singaporeans man. STOP IT AH.
singaporeans are freakin' impatient as well. wait awhile only TSK TSK TSK.
a few days back i was in this packed train. then it was at the station alr but the door didn't open cos the "driver" was trying to adjust to the right position cos it crossed the line. then got this middle-aged guy beside me at the door kept knocking on the door and TSK, TSK, TSK, giving that super pissed off face like everyone owed him money. what the hell it was not even a minute okay! it was just a few seconds of no movement what. so agitated for what?! as if you're gonna die inside.
maybe we're just too used to fast technology. technology can be so bad.
and singaporeans are so ZEK ARK! i don't care if you're racist. say racist jokes, laugh at them, say them behind their back, curse them, hate them, whatever. but just don't hurt them can or not?
i heard of this person(i know him) who purposely go and topple a banglah's plate of rice and this banglah still picked the grains up one by one to eat it. what sia. EHH are you still considered a human? you got a heart? so f. zek ark. inhuman okay. so what if they're banglahs? they're innocent what. as if they wanna be banglahs and get discriminated by pple. and he was just merely having his lunch.
and i bloghopped that time and saw this post on this group of guys who kept spraying those spray-ribbons thing on banglahs during xmas. like they're really attackin' the banglahs and the banglahs thought they're playing with them.
hello, what did they do to deserve all these? not all banglahs are bad what. you think every banglah rapes? you don't have to like them but can just leave them alone what.
i admit i'm afraid of them but at least i don't harm them. have a heart okay.
next time before you do anything to anyone, put yourself in their shoes(wear their shoes) and spare a thought for others. be kind, and know that there're really retributions.
i really hate pple who don't give you exact replies. yes then yes, no then no. want then want, don't want then don't want. say la! leave pple hanging there or waiting there is so shitty.
or say what MAYBE, SEE FIRST, SEE HOW, DON'T KNOW, NEXT TIME THEN SAY when you obviously don't want. the worst thing is saying OKAY alr and then pangseh. stop giving pple false hopes okay. it sucks.
you think it's fun? don't want just say don't want. it's better that way. at least there's an answer.
when you expect pple to be nice or do things for you, pls make an effort to be nice and all as well.
if you want the friendship to go on, make an effort to maintain it. keep in contact. ask for outings, you don't ask you won't know. stop assuming tt "aiya sure cannot one". then you blame pple for not making the effort or regret that the friendship or whatever is gone. stop relying on others. and if you don't give a shit about it, then forget it. you have no right to say "oh i miss those times". HA HA HA. singaporeans ah....
and gentlemen are officially extinct.
people are only affected by people. you're happy cos of pple. you're crying cos of pple. you're scolding, hating, cursing cos of pple. you're having so much fun cos of pple. you're fake cos of pple. you're entertaining cos of pple. you're irritated cos of pple. you're laughing cos of pple. and i'm hating singapore cos of pple!
i think this is not enough, i'm still very pissed off. i shall continue complaining to my mama(my real mama). MY MAMA ROCKS cos she'll always be there to listen to me and scold them with me! that's what i really love about her! I LOVE MY MAMA!:D
well, what a great boxing day. *rolls eyes*
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