all about mr muthu_

*MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER*
Interviewer : "What is your birth date?"
Muthu : "13th October."
Interviewer : "Which year?"
Muthu : "Every year."
*****

* MUTHU & HIS MANAGER*

The Manager asked Muthu at an interview....
"Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?"
Muthu replied: "P-O-S-T-B-O-X."
*****

* MUTHU & LONDON TRIP*
After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, "Do Ilook like a foreigner?"
Wife: "No! Why?"
Muthu : "In London , a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'...
that's why."
Wife : ?????????
*****

*MUTHU & TOURIST*
A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was born in his village... and Muthu said .. "No sir, only babies
were born here."
*****

*MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT*
Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach. First he cut off oneleg and told it to "WALK! WALK!" The cockroach walked.
Then he cut off it's second leg and told the same. Thecockroach walked.
Then he cut off the third leg and did the same. Finally, he cutoff its fourth leg and ordered it walk! But the cockroach didn't
walk. Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, "I found it. If we cut acockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf."
*****

*MUTHU & DRIVER*
When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorized tricycle, thedriver adjusted the mirror.
Muthu shouted, "You are trying tosee my wife, eh? Sit in the back. I will drive."
*****

* MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL*
Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the wash basin.
Then when he had finished, he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Muthu pointed towards the signboard
"*WASH BASIN * "
*****

*MUTHU & INTERVIEWER*
Interviewer : "Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building
and it's on fire. How will you escape?"

Muthu: "It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination."
*****

* MUTHU AT THE RALLY*
At a political rally, Muthu was arrested. Why ????????????
Because a lady journalist with a badge which read
"*PRESS*" pinned on the right part of her blouse walked past him... and he did it!

yea tts all for today. laughing is the best hobby. let it be ur hobby. (=