Friday, December 26, 2008

singaporeans and the 3 Ks_

i shall put this at the top: I'M GONNA SCOLD SINGAPOREANS! if you don't like it, don't read it. if you're gonna agree with me, join me in scolding!:D

well, basically all of us know what're the 3 characteristics most singaporeans possess- the 3Ks. not 3 thousand dollars.

1. KIASU(scared to lose)

2. KIASI(scared to die)

3. KIABOR(scared of wife)

i was taking bus today and it was damn packed cos it's from orchard. so we're all practically squeezing together alr. eunice and i were standing at the exit door there, holding on to the pole to keep our balance on the shaky bus.
then this aunty wanted to alight and i was holding on to the pole which somehow, my arm's blocking her from the door. the bus was quite shaky so i held on to the bar although i know she wants to alight. as in the bus wasn't at the stop yet and it's still moving. i don't know what the hell's wrong with her. the bus haven't even stopped, the door isn't opened as well and she said 'excuse me'. so she's expecting me to release my hand from the pole so she can stand right in front of the damn door so she can alight the first thing the door opens.
ehh can't she be more freakin' considerate and realise that i can actually lose my damn balance and fall?! must she be so kiasu? scared that the bus driver won't let you alight is it? mind you the bus wasn't even at the stop can. as if i won't let go of the pole and let you alight when it stops. cannot wait is it? wait will die is it? okay whatever.
and i replied the aunty in a super polite manner that haven't reached the stop yet, later i fall down. zzz.

next, on the same day, same bus, same spot. the another aunty walked over to the exit again when the bus was still moving vigorously. i was still holdin' on to the pole as usual and sort of blocking her from the door.
then she stared at me and asked rudely, "are you going down?!" WHAT THE HELL. never go down then cannot hold the pole is it?! hold the pole will die is it? let me hold till the bus stop will prevent you from alighting is it?! the bus haven't even stopped yet and there's still quite a distance away lor.
pple are so damn selfish man. spare a freakin' thought for others can? then you expect pple to alll siam off and die just to give the damn freakin' way to you?! you think you're the king ah?!

pls la aunties. don't think you old i scared you okay. becos of your age, i give you respect. but stop the bonsai thought that you're old, you're big.
mrts and buses alr gave you all the shit privileges of having priority seats. no matter how tired, lethargic, sick or uncomfortable we are, we HAVE to give up seats for you all. pls just kindly spare a teeny weeny thought for us, for we're all humans and we have human rights.
okay i'm just venting my anger cos i doubt any aunties will read this.

if you all realise, everytime when we see pple fighting or pple in trouble, nobody will dare to step out to stop them or help the weak. they'll either walk off asap, or stand there and see free show.
i doubt there're kind and nice pple ard anymore. cos singaporeans are so kiasi! they don't dare to help cos they scared they'll get themselves involved. so, they'll just leave pple to die, or watch them die. what zek ark pple.
like tt time, my bro got kiapped by the mrt doors. none of the shitheads ard him helped him okay! and what kind of shit is this. didn't schools teach us to be helpful? is it just singaporeans or just the pple i'd encountered? super freakin' selfish la! all of you will have retribution man!

this world has no good pple anymore! pple get close to you with an ulterior motive. why aren't there pure nice pple? it's useless to be nice to other pple cos you know they won't be the same. what's the point of being nice then? so stupid.
ya ya becos there's this thinking in everyone, tt's why the world is like that. but pls, nobody can change anything about this. don't be so dumb to be so very nice to everyone cos no one gives a shit about it. two shits maybe.

when you see long queues in singapore, you know there's big sale. the queue today at shaw's isetan(private sale for cardholders) was ridiculous! it's like one big round of shaw and all the way towards orchard towers. then, singaporeans are still willing to queue despite the ridiculously long queue. why? cos they don't want to lose! big big sale sia!
ya i know money is not easily earned.......big sale saves big money......now recession.....whatever excuses! so many pple, you think you'll get what you want in the end? seriously it's so silly(in the bad way. i always think silly is good:D) to go join the stupid queue! it'll be just pple squeezing pple. and what, they're singaporeans.

and can pple STOP SQUEEZING?! it's TA MA DE irritating! can't get on the mrt train or bus or lift then wait for the next one la! will die meh?! squeeze push squeeze push just to get in. you think you'll get a comfortable ride ah?!
don't want to be late then just make an effort to go earlier knowing that it's the peak hour la. squeeze like sardine very fun ah? go play rugby la.
then pple want to alight then step out and let them alight first then you go in again la! will die is it?! the trains and buses won't kiap you till you die. at most take the next train. and pls, if you want to alight, wait for the damn bus or train to stop first before starting to scream your"EXCUSE ME"s and "TSK". nobody will let you not alight.
and those dumb pple who're waiting to board the bus or train, kindly wait for the pple to alight first. why so stupid to try so hard to squeeze your damn way in the train when pple are trying to push their bonsai way out?! then just all die together! KIASU LA!
seriously hate singaporeans man. STOP IT AH.

singaporeans are freakin' impatient as well. wait awhile only TSK TSK TSK.
a few days back i was in this packed train. then it was at the station alr but the door didn't open cos the "driver" was trying to adjust to the right position cos it crossed the line. then got this middle-aged guy beside me at the door kept knocking on the door and TSK, TSK, TSK, giving that super pissed off face like everyone owed him money. what the hell it was not even a minute okay! it was just a few seconds of no movement what. so agitated for what?! as if you're gonna die inside.
maybe we're just too used to fast technology. technology can be so bad.

and singaporeans are so ZEK ARK! i don't care if you're racist. say racist jokes, laugh at them, say them behind their back, curse them, hate them, whatever. but just don't hurt them can or not?
i heard of this person(i know him) who purposely go and topple a banglah's plate of rice and this banglah still picked the grains up one by one to eat it. what sia. EHH are you still considered a human? you got a heart? so f. zek ark. inhuman okay. so what if they're banglahs? they're innocent what. as if they wanna be banglahs and get discriminated by pple. and he was just merely having his lunch.
and i bloghopped that time and saw this post on this group of guys who kept spraying those spray-ribbons thing on banglahs during xmas. like they're really attackin' the banglahs and the banglahs thought they're playing with them.
hello, what did they do to deserve all these? not all banglahs are bad what. you think every banglah rapes? you don't have to like them but can just leave them alone what.
i admit i'm afraid of them but at least i don't harm them. have a heart okay.
next time before you do anything to anyone, put yourself in their shoes(wear their shoes) and spare a thought for others. be kind, and know that there're really retributions.

i really hate pple who don't give you exact replies. yes then yes, no then no. want then want, don't want then don't want. say la! leave pple hanging there or waiting there is so shitty.
or say what MAYBE, SEE FIRST, SEE HOW, DON'T KNOW, NEXT TIME THEN SAY when you obviously don't want. the worst thing is saying OKAY alr and then pangseh. stop giving pple false hopes okay. it sucks.
you think it's fun? don't want just say don't want. it's better that way. at least there's an answer.

when you expect pple to be nice or do things for you, pls make an effort to be nice and all as well.
if you want the friendship to go on, make an effort to maintain it. keep in contact. ask for outings, you don't ask you won't know. stop assuming tt "aiya sure cannot one". then you blame pple for not making the effort or regret that the friendship or whatever is gone. stop relying on others. and if you don't give a shit about it, then forget it. you have no right to say "oh i miss those times". HA HA HA. singaporeans ah....

and gentlemen are officially extinct.

people are only affected by people. you're happy cos of pple. you're crying cos of pple. you're scolding, hating, cursing cos of pple. you're having so much fun cos of pple. you're fake cos of pple. you're entertaining cos of pple. you're irritated cos of pple. you're laughing cos of pple. and i'm hating singapore cos of pple!

i think this is not enough, i'm still very pissed off. i shall continue complaining to my mama(my real mama). MY MAMA ROCKS cos she'll always be there to listen to me and scold them with me! that's what i really love about her! I LOVE MY MAMA!:D

well, what a great boxing day. *rolls eyes*

Thursday, December 25, 2008

x'mas at town!_

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!!!

a season of giving, they say. WHY NOBODY GAVE ME ANYTHING?! pian ren.


gonna celebrate dear x'mas with tomatoes later, after work. and it's my last day at work today!!! lao niang is jobless!

my name tag!


btt on x'mas eve. so auspicious. good things happen man.
three stars on my head! traffic light colours.


those test qns are exactly the same as the trial ones.

i'm sure ftt will be the same too. *smirks* okay cannot yaya.

after btt, i walked to ai lin's house which is like quite near cdc. it was raining quite heavily and i got my shoes and legs all wet and dirty! yucks. anw, it's the first time the two dogs're so friendly towards me la! last time they'd at least attack me for 15mins can. taoyan.


then after tt we went TPY to pak tor. yes i finally got more PJs for myself! and it's the first ever time i bought a chip 'n' dale thing for myself!:D saw duckbutt at TPY. she misses me so much. then ai lin and i went to orchard to continue our romantic date in the light drizzle and her kicking dirt at herself HAHAHA. ate pastamania. we watched YES MAN in the evening! i think it's quite a funny show, just that i didn't laugh. it's not my kind of humour. my kind is madagascar2 LOL. i wonder when's stupid son getting me the dvd. tsk. x'mas alr sia. waiting for deepavali ah? *rolls eyes*

shall conclude that the bag i want from m)phosis is GONE! T.T went bag hunting with ai lin but to no avail. saddening. my shoulders almost broke off today carrying that freakin' heavy enormous bag. and so many zillions pple knocked my bag can! it was so irritating. you all won't understand! sigh.


ai lin and i rushed home before the super crowded scene appeared. scaryy. okay thats about all for today. yayness for btt(: i checked through for 3 times okay. i almost fell asleep on this beautiful-if-you-are-sleeping weather. in any case, over(:

okay i'm so tired!


SLEEEP! GOOODNIGHT AND HAVE BIG FUN BEFORE 2008 IS OVER! xD

Friday, December 19, 2008

blogging day13_

oh gosh i actually rmbed what i was doing exactly on the today of last yr! i was searching for the hp model samsung U600 at bedok with butty! it was like out of stock. i was so sad la! in the end i ordered online and it appeared to be cheaper. ahaaa every cloud has its silver lining yo!(:

anw, i haven't been blogging for damn long i know. i'm earning money right! slogging at town to earn a few bucks for myself! no allowance during the hols okay. this temp job is gonna end soon man. i'm so happy. oh i saw michelle chia and chen hong yu that day. a sweet couple walkin' hand-in-hand past me. then on the very same day, steven lim appeared ._. hurhur. shall not talk about it.


went to facial with ylm tt day. and it hurts like hell okay. really freakin' pain tt i almost wanted to get up and whack tt person's face. okay i'm not so violent heh. this is ylm! bet she didn't know i took a pic of her man. hoho.


i hate to wear long pants everyday man. it's causing my legs to have rashes lor! my legs are ugly enough alr okay. don't have to add oil to fire. so, i've decided to wear skirts to work alr! don't stop me! i'm sick of long pants! O.O


recently there's this new flavour
!

i like it! i ate this while mugging for A levels that time okay. try it!


eating at the staff canteen. yea i ate that "macroin" soup heh. it's so plain lor tsk. and the canteen is smelly i tell you. you all won't understand.



ice cream ah! $3 you know. UP:$4


buy 3 get 1 free yo.


whoa having picnic while working. very hungry okay.



finally, i met up with steady ytd! she shared some "jokes" with me ehh. HAHAHA. okay sorry i shouldn't be laughing anymore. LOLL. yay i love steady! xD


i wanted to buy this transparent bag from m)phosis. i saw it at parkway but i wanted to consider so i didn't get it. then, 2 days later, i went to tm's m)phosis and i wanted to get it. and it's out of stock you know! $^&%@ nvm. i went back to parkway 2 days later to get it. and what sia, it's the last piece alr and i didn't get it either cos it looks kind of "old" alr. booohooooo. no bag:( i want bag. xmas is coming! it's a season of giving!!! ;)


and recently i've been feeling very cold whereever i go leh. is it really very cold or it's just me? even now, it's cold. and i don't know what's happening but i'm LSing after i eat anything. ytd i ate laksa what. then go home i ate ice cream and whatever, i forgot. i LSed a few times leh. then this morning i ate cheesecake, i LSed. i ate mango pudding, i LSed. then i ate rice, i LSed. i just drank milo dinosaur and i feel like LSing alr. this is irritating man. i don't dare to eat anything alr. zzz.


anw i guess i'm not sending xmas cards this yr alr. 19th alr i still haven't get the cards and i'm working from tmr till 25th heh. so..................next yr maybe? I LOVE SNAIL MAILS!xD


i got this very strong dried mangoes craving that day but its being satisfied alr yo:D now i got this tang yuan craving! this coming sun is dong zhi and lao niang is working okay! puii. i wanna eat tang yuan luhhh!:( guess i'm gonna wake up early to help my mama make the tang yuan then go to work. i hope the tang yuans won't be all gone when i'm home after work. tang yuan tang yuan tang yuan tang yuan!!....


it feels like i haven't seen pangpipi, tayfann, shuning, ylm, meow and all for very long alr sio. they're MIA omg. MIA! gonna summon for their spirits later on. let me see you all for one last time this yr!!!! *chants*


i want that mosburger toy! NN wants it too man. shall start hinting ard alr AHAHA. okay la i think i need the loo. i'll be back, soon i guess. heh heh. have fun for the last few days of 2008 man! WE'RE GETTING OLDER IN A FEW DAYS' TIME! T.T



tang yuan tang yuan tang yuan tang yuan.........

Monday, December 8, 2008

it's a bee, jagabee_


jagabee's not in the pic! i'm gonna take a pic of it when i get back to work on wed!C:

got it! jagabee!



anw, i'm gonna show two disgusting pics of my adorable baby toe. just focus on the huge blister pls. it's the first ever time a blister covers my toe. you all won't understand man. sigh. ahaha my toe is out of shape!



look at how disgusting it is! as if i got some kind of skin disease. OH CHOY!


yea anw, being ms calbee is kind of fun but exhausting. esp when it's a night shift followed by a morning shift. and the staff canteen wasn't open ytd night! sickening. oh i'm grateful for the presence of the staff canteen man. if not i'll be spending 2hours of my pay on food in town everyday. ._.

working makes me hungry! i ate at 8plus am and when i reached the place at 10am, i got hungry. and then throughout the don't know how many hours, i'm just very hungry la. you all won't understand. sigh. ji pai tan(money difficult to earn) ah!

actually pple in town are generally quite nice. i like it when those ang mohs(eunice is an ang moh HAHA), i mean caucasians smile at me when they walk pass! so friendly unlike some...okay nvm. peace!:D

oh and everyday i'll be like munching on food when the manager's not there. very hungry right. then ytd when i turned ard and put a chip inside my mouth, the manager just appeared in front of me omg. scary sio! then he did that "orh hor" sign to me HAHA. *gasps* then he walked away. phew. what a nice manager lalala.

oh(again) and one fine day when there's not much pple walkin' ard alr, i sat on the table inside cos my legs're seriously aching like siao. then suddenly, really very randomly, i decided to stand up. 2mins later, i looked to my left and to my horror, i saw the sort of "boss" of calbee looking at me. like the event manager or whatever it is. he's a jap. HAHA freakin' heng sia! luckily they nv see me slack hohoho. i mean i don't slack what! i was merely taking a short break yo ;)

town is damn packed. you even have to queue up to walk to the mrt station man. sick freak.

and i broke 6 nails over there can! i have ugly nails now. okay don't say my nails are always ugly. shuddap. xD

okay in a nutshell, it's simply a torture to keep standing for 10hours(plus transport time) for consecutive days. then i'll keep wishing to see some familiar faces to talk to me. if not i'll be repeating the same freakin' 3lines for the whole day!:O

oh and on sat we went for a tuition gathering at my tuition teacher's house. it's a meal worth 2000 plus bucks man. our tuition fees. T.T
anw, butty bao this popiah for me. LOL ugly and fat sia.

yes we're gonna have a popiah party soon HOHO!:D

well, today i have no work! yay. both my brothers are down with fever. *gasps* and papa cooked my lunch and dinner! i feel so blessed to stay at home and eat home cooked food for the whole day! shiok. i love home!:D *slurps* brothers get well soon!

i feel like going for some night activities man. like pubbing or midnight shopping if there is. exciting sio. hohoho. speaking of hohoho, x'mas is coming real soon! WHERE'S THE PARTY MAN?! gonna use potatoes to throw the tomatoes later._.

I WANT BK BREAKFAST! i think those bk breakfast pics have sublimal msg man! anw, ylm is gonna eat with me! she'll just eat hashbrowns and drink teh. ^^ it'll be a trip to bedok tmr! woooot!

i won't, i won't, i won't. think tomatoes are going to sing this thurs. wooot. screammmm. goodness too many things happened and i can't finish blogging. so, forget it lalala.

SEE YOU ALL AT TOWN! MUACKS! *shakes*

Sunday, November 30, 2008

genting yo_

23/11 to 25/11.

the coach which brought us up the mountain.


look at the fat tv! only 2 on the whole bus and they're not working.



the number of tissue papers i used on the coach. yea i was sick.



we ate here for the first night. i ate curry noodles and i almost lost my throat.



and this is my honeymoon without moon partner! AI LIN!



stripee is the trend yo. ylm is so in!


there's this shop up there which is not available in s'pore man. how could we miss this out?


i bought this long thing there. it's super shiny inside! very nice! but i won't show you. nanny nanny poo poo ._.


back in our room. ai lin kept eyeing on me la! so dangerous there. luckily i managed to make it back here. phew.


she's reading a magazine filled with jap girls! tiko leh!


OH this is very interesting! you know those tidbits in packets, up in genting they'll grow super fat!! like this! our sapporo! it's so bouncy and cuteee!:D

let teacher chua tell you why! at higher pressure and lower temperature, the gas present is further from ideal gas. ideal gases' conditions are high temp and low pressure. so gases in genting exist as large molecules which results in those fat fat packets! WOOOO!

in the middle of the night, there's this weird person dressed up in this weird PJs who sneaked into my room and slept beside me! SICK FREAK! *screams*

okay its ai lin in her fav PJs LOL. just look at those lil ah boys with big mouths.

and those ah boys with big mouths drink!! starbucks somemore. high class sia.


this giraffe is really damn cute! FUNNY DAY HAHA ._.


camwhoring on our beds!


i seriously find this pic freakin' hilarious. HAHAHA.


the pillow is really ultra comfy! i felt like stealing it back home lor!



the best way to hide eyebags. HAHAHA. xD


SEE SEEE! caught redhanded, errr brownhanded. SHE'S TOUCHING ME! EWWWW.


that yellow thing is freakin' distracting ehh. it'll appear very very often! it's ai lin's new love, other than me!:D










notice that damn colourful building? it's the hotel we stayed in. so easy to locate sia!


tell you man. i conquered corkscrew! i screwed it! WAHAHHAAA.


eating ice cream in genting is so cool! hip hop happening! and that yellow thing is irritating sia. tsk. HAHA.


we went to the arcade. goodness i'm like so pro in that catching small balls game LOL.


i suppose this is not available in s'pore as well? it's freakin' green! it's green peas! eat alr will have PEACE!


interesting huh.


adorable heh.


cocky hoh. totally resembles ylm! tts why i got this for her.


some retarded in our room. ahaa no la ai lin! where got say you retarded? you're soooooooooo cute ah. ha ha ha.


we came out in the evening and it's so misty sio!


it's MV man. can you feeeeel those buildings there?


this is what you see when you're at a loss man. directions wont help. so blur. oh. eww. aww.


spinner looks gorgeous here!


there's a reason for my expression and all okay! we took super long to take this photo with tonnes of pple passing by. i rolled my eyes for at least 10 times i think. O.O


HAHA ehhh. you're right. we got the same jacket. exactly the same yo.


my chauffeur. CARRRRRRR(LORRRRYYY). O.O


ferris wheel yo. so romantic.




ai lin and her colourful ferris wheel!


there must be a reason why pple say first world hotel is lao pok okay. half the words are not lit up.


it's the day when we're preparing to go back home!




now the coach back has a personal tv for everyone! yay! it's working okay. got SHE concert somemore. but i didn't really watch as i was feeling giddy and nauseous throughout. *pukes*


we had a hard time trying to capture these scenaries man. credits to ai lin actually. she turned to the left and right and right and left and kept snapping till my memory card full sia. O.O




we're on our way homeeeee(:


OKAY I'M FINALLY DONE! this post took me freakin' long sia. DAYS OKAY! used 2 days to upload the pics. and these words, fonts, blah blah blah are driving me crazy. i'm gonna just ignore them. so, pardon me. i've tried my best alr. sickening. so there goes ai lin and i's first honeymoon without moon! an awesome trip. could be better if i wasn't sick. we'll have the next honeymoon sooon!xD and i'm so lucky to get back s'pore safe and sound with ai lin ard HAHA. gosh, it rhymes!

anw i didn't go post prom! mummy didn't allow me to. doesn't matter. she said she rather lose the 18bucks than lose me. YAY mummy loves me HAHA. xD

ooo i went to sing with tomatoes today(2nd dec)! finally, we sang. teoheng got new rooms alr and it's so pretty luh! PLASMA TV okay! AI SEHHHH. wait. cannot let so many pple know. not enough space alr. low profile man.

gonna start work alr. yawns. but since it's in town then okay la! can see lotsss offfffff.. heh heh. GOODNIGHT AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :D