MAO TOOT!_

oh gosh. you pple got to see this..

MAO TOOOT, welcome to my life!:D


tooo adorable, beyond words.

CUTE OR NOT?!?!

NYAAAA!! x'mas season!


i think pooot hugged it too much, it has his smell now.

it's damn fat and comfortable! it has a huge tumtum and enormous buttbutt and lots of chest hair and just hair. very exciting.

if you're wondering why mao tooot, it's because, if you rmb, i have one maomao! this is maomao number 2 since they're of the same species, and TADAAAA, MAO TOOT!! (:

my mum keeps repeating that mao toot is a horrible name. she says "call one 大毛 and the other 小毛 better." LOL. super cute mummy.


ohhh maomao and mao toot took pictures tgt too!
irresistable simply:3


both just look very retardedly cute and you just can't help but laugh and hug them tight.

and i think maomao got hugged tooo much, it's super flat as compared to mao toot's huge tum and butt. head also. poor maomao!! ):

anw, maomao's from dear NN for my bday present this yr(:

and mao toot's for nthg._. i just got mao toot this morning anw, it's freshly clean! queue up to hug that adorable POS! :B

LOVES NN!

LOVES MAOMAO!

LOVES MAO TOOT!

LOVES MAO POOT (new name)!

who's to blame?_

i guess everyone will have this habit of pushing the blame to the others when things go wrong. i just got to blog about this, since i'm a tutor.

as parents, when your child don't achieve good/expected results, the first person you'll blame will be the tutor. like "i've paid so much money to hire this tutor and my child still got such lousy results. what is this. that useless tutor. waste my money."

this is similar to "why didn't my child do well for exams? must be the bad influences ard him/her. they should stop mixing ard with each other."

the truth is, the individual himself has to be responsible too, isn't it? if the individual doesn't want to listen to the tutor, doesn't want to learn, nobody can force him to. how can the parents be so cruel to just push all the blame to the poor tutor(s) when the tutor might be trying all she can to help the child alr?

perhaps everything will be related to the individual. if he/she is willing to learn, with abit of help, results will show.

when the results are up to expectations, parents will think that their child is amazing. who will think that the tutor is awesome, or the pple ard the individual are positive influences. probably just neutral. how is this fair?


anw, there's something i can't understand. when i told my parents i'm having this one and a half months of holiday, they asked me to go get a job. it's only one and a half months, i haven't got any rest and i'm supposed to go get a job? i don't get their point. it's not like we're damn poor and can't afford three meals. it's not like i'm not earning money. it's not like i'm taking money from them. it's not like it's a very long holiday. they said i'll be bored staying at home. NO I WON'T.

here's the irony. when i go out, they'll keep nagging at me for spending so much money when i go out. when i stay at home, they'll nag at me for not getting a job. helllooo how do you know how much i spend when i'm outside? they just want me to get a job. i'm sick of the routine. why must it always be school OR work? can't it be fun? it's just less than a week of holiday and my mum says i should study for next sem. i haven't even enjoyed any shit! FML! >=(


why're there much more problems when i'm having holiday than when i'm not?
well, sometimes i really hope my mum can be more open minded..

and sometimes i really hope some things can remain unchanged..

Tell me what i want to hear: EXAMS ARE OVER!_

HAPPY LIKE SHIT!
no, happier than shit! i survived! i'm so excited that i feel like hugging everybody! :D

well, those still having exams, hang in there! it'll be over before you know it!
those whose exams are over too, let's party!!!! (:

kamikaze_

EXAMS = SUICIDE

with tweety bird plaster.

NN's bday celebration_

okay i was browsing some other blogs and when i see that there're no updates, i felt kind of pek cek. nothing new for me to read. well, probably it's time for my blog to have something new to read. *hero*

well.. it was NN's bday celebration with the tj clique. the bimbos and himbos. aiya i can't believe we didn't take a group photo of all 10 of us. and i can't believe my camera only has 5 pple's faces out of the 10._. okay i believe yy has more pics but she hasn't upload yet. so let's see what i have.

okay before this celebration, pokpok (pp), wanwan (ww), gst and i actually planned to surprise nn at 12am sharp at her hostel room door on the actual day. woohooo it's my first time doing such stuff. why?? i think everyone should have a memorable bday and nn's memorable bday
shall include my presence! :D oh i got a rilakkuma cushion for her. i didn't take a picture of it though. i think it's kind of useful. can use it in hostel, at home, in lecture, in car, bagus!

okay so it was ard 11.40 when gst came to pick me and pp up and off we go to nn's room. gst failed terribly cos he exposed himself too much! it's pretty obvious that he's gonna "surprise" nn at 12. he ended up getting scolded by pp and i from the beginning till the end lol! don't worry nn, we'll train him for you. nyahaha.

anw, it was ard 12 alr so we're all ready outside nn's door, with gst holding the cake and knocking the door. lol okay this is the funny part, after the door knock, we can hear lots of sounds from the room. nn scolding lots of vulgarities lol!! she was like reluctant to open the door which is fake!! i know she's happy. hehe. after like 15mins or so, ww finally opened the door on nn's behalf. wooo gst went in first, followed by pp and i surprising nn. aiyo i can see her touched blissful face. nyahaha.

yada yada~

i didn't take pictures!! okay after some fun in the room ^^, gst drove us to NIE carpark to play sparkles (i dropped my pinkon and it's severely injured! T.T). and to some boon lay kopitiam for supper and back to hostel! oh oh pp tried to test drive gst's car and nn and i almost died! :/

alright and it's a sunday when we met at taka's crystal jade to celebrate nn's bday with the tj clique. finally, some pictures ahh~

must always take a picture of yourself before going out to check how cool you look. it's different from the mirror, really.

my potato(: he's staring at some other hot babes.

hahaha his tumtum!

random

copied random

dearest NN and i!

"let me kiss you leh?"

nyahaha! come on.

ai yo wei yo, that's nn and gst!

see who's the clown.

and the insisted photo lol.
my gan dang, nn's gst and yy's jason.

the truth is i turned my head cos i don't want my face to appear so big!

in the restaurant. my noodles on the left and the plate on the right is for gan dang.

tt's all for him. he said he's a vegetarian.

and the cake.
this is a love triangle. fighting for nn!

i think i will win:3

nn and the cake! happy de leh! (:

on the way back home.

"he called me a dangerous driver know!"

my artistic talent. *smirks*

gan dang is having some outfield exercise now):

i shall go mug alr. exams on wed, thurs and the next mon! good luck to me. i'm still not in the mugging mood._.

kamikaze!

Georges Night_

it was a friday night when NN and i made our way to Georges! it's a pub somewhere along Siglap. Since it's a friday night, the place's full house and we can hardly find a seat. however, we just want to get our butts in and drink. the waiter got us an ulu corner in the end and we ordered our drinks. it was like behind the pool table and NN got attacked by the pple playing pool with their sticks for quite a few times. poor her.

anw, photo of our drinks!

the tall cup on the left is mine! mexican devil or what. it's awesome, cos got cherry!! tastes like ice cream. and the short one on the right is NN's kamikaze! she likes it but the vodka taste is too strong for me. burps.

and here's her enjoying her kamikaze! GIM ZAI!! :D

oh oh we were at kfc before that. practising the art of sucking.

yes my favourite whipped potato!! sucking it up is damn shiok. but stir properly first.

try it try it!!

okay i think i can hear NN screaming for Georges again. after exams darling!!! (:

haiyo so many things to blog about and i don't know which one to blog next. free style! exams coming!! :S *chants*

*chants*

*chants*

*chants*

*chants*

finally, i'm back home.._

YES i'm finally home! (: (: (:
home feels the best, regardless of how dirty and noisy it is!

and this is the family portrait specially for my 2nd bro's graduation. waited for ard 3months for the collection of photo. it's in my living room now.
my eldest bro resembles my mum, my 2nd bro resembles my dad and i resemble my brothers.

it's quite obvious who's the eldest and all by that description huh? nyahahaha!!

and they kept saying that will be the last graduation photo for our family cos i am not going to graduate. TMD!! this is reverse psychology, i know!!!

i'm like brain dead due to the hectic week! HECK! i need to sleep.

anw, i don't understand why pple don't smile when they see their classmates. instead, they give the bu shuang face. i don't even know them personally, just know tt we're in the same lecture (only 37 pple in the entire lecture hall). 不爽啥？屁.

goodnight!

the night's awesome because you're here (:

"Don't say sorry to me, say sorry to yourself."

sorry, myself.

ACHMED sings x'mas carol!_

it's not christmas yet but i want to share this video! it's super funny!! most of you watched achmed the terrorist alr, not sure if you pple watched this one before! damn funny! i love this! i think potato loves this too. you pple will love it! new x'mas carol to sing! (:

Dashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back.
I have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Iraq.
I got through checkpoint A,
but not through checkpoint B.
That's when I got shot in the ass
by the US Military...

[it's not funny!]

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see.
Where are all the virgins
that Bin Laden promised me?
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
U.S. soldiers shot me dead.
The only thing that I have left
is this towel up on my head.

I used to be a man,
but every time I cough,
thanks to Uncle Sam,
my nuts keep falling off.
My bombing days are done.
I need to find some work.
Perhaps it would be much safer
as a convenient store night clerk.

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think I got screwed.
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead
or I'll kill you...

I KILL YOUOUOU!

my favourite language_

qinyu is in deep shit and NIE is that shit_. says: (11:47:22 PM)
堂客油

Moonjy says: (11:47:41 PM)
尾了卡么