Joke of the year_

*days ago, yy and i were discussing abt jiejie's bday*

me: okay i'll ask lao da. so, 3pm at orchard mrt station ah!

yy: okay! see you.


*on the day of bday celebration*

at 2.45pm, lao da and i reached and went to get jiejie's bday present while waiting for the two of them.

at 3pm, yy: hey i'll be a little late, you pple go ahead first.

no news of jiejie.

at 3.15pm, i msged jiejie to ask for her whereabouts. no reply from her.

at 3.20pm, i called jiejie.

jiejie: HELLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOO??!!

me: *stoned* YOU BING! eh where're you???

jiejie: at home?

me: huh?! you're still not coming?

jiejie: huh?? go where??

me: *STONED* you mean...you didn't know????????????????????

jiejie: huh?! know what???

me: OMGGGGGG YY DIDN'T TELL YOU AH?! LOLLL SHIT! SHE MUST HAVE THOUGHT I'LL INFORM YOU! HAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!

jiejie: what's happening??? are you scaming me??

me: LOL OMG! COME ORCHARD NOW!!! WE'RE GONNA CELEBRATE YOUR BDAY!! LAO DA'S HERE TOO!!

jiejie: LOL no wonder la! i was thinking how come nobody celebrating my bday with me! guai guai de. really at orchard right??? don't scam me!!

me: HAHAHAAHA REALLY LA FASTER COME! we wait for you!! FASTER!!

jiejie: okay okay. luckily i'm at home today! see you later!

*end of phone call*

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA i cannot believe we met to celebrate jiejie's bday without asking her along!! what a joke!

lesson learnt: always double confirm if everybody's on their way to the meeting place beforehand!


ANW!!!!!! MAOMAO AND MAO TOOT HAVE SHRINKED VERSIONS!!!! ULTRA MEGA ULTIMATE ADORABLE!! FOR REAL! GOODNESS! i just cannot resist them. it's WANT vs NEED. okay i want them. no i won't buy because i don't need them. i need the pair of shoes from town!

see the shrinked them!!

i whisper in your ear
oh darling i wish you were here..

Who has the BIGGEST brain??_

NOOOOOOOOOOO i can't evolve out of my Squidlian!! so irritating. ylm says i have to evolve before her bday (as her bday present) or i'll have to get her a real car! PAPARAZZI! how can she stress me like that! so, if you see me fiddling with my iPod touch (I HAVEN'T GIVEN IT A NAME!), yes i'm playing biggest brain! don't disturb me for i might just evolve during that try! i want to evolve i want to evolve i want to evolve i want to evolve i want to..................... *chants*

i have a 2010 wish: to find someone who can piggyback me!
you know, it isn't always good to be tall. it's alr so hard to find someone who can pat your head, not to say someone who can piggyback you. my short friends (HAHAHA!), i can just put my arms ard them and they can enjoy my heartwarming hug from the back. awww. they feel so loved!

OH, and i rarely get pple putting their arms ard me. you know, my friends usually cannot reach me.. so you cannot imagine how surprised and elated i will be if you put your arms ard me(:

i have to say this, if you have tall friends, more to girl friends, do try all means (be it standing on a chair, climbing up a ladder, use a rope and hook to their head and pull them down, throwing 50bucks on the floor so they'll bend down and take...) and give them these powerful touches! because we rarely get them, we tend to treasure them a lot. eh, you think we chose to be tall is it? tsk.

if you realise, i often mention about ylm BUT i don't post pictures of her? that's because that woman always act dua bai! don't wanna take picture with me! but some day this year, we did!! let me show you dear beloved poodle-lucked ylm!

now you can believe i have short friends/i am tall.

okay i am tall, ylm is not short._.

i often wonder why must we study and be so competitive?? which idiot started this competition?! if we can all live in peace and learn at our own pace and interest, there won't be so much stress and agony. wouldn't it be nice?

and, why do pple have to drift apart?
"We used to be so close, why're we acting like strangers now?" some fb group.

maybe it's true that your friends and lover cannot survive in your life at the same time, no matter how hard you try. other than the time for your schoolwork and family plus personal leisure, all your leftover time will be for your lover. i admit i used to be like this too, and i know i won't want to do that again. hence, i'm currently enjoying the love from my friends (even though they will never admit it!)!! :D

oh did i mention about my new friend? yes i have a new friend in my course. she stays in pasir ris, hence i love her. AHAHA further than me omg! ^^
interesting point: if you want your daughter to have big boobs, name her Siying. HAHAHA so far, all the Siyings revolving ard my friends and i have big boobs!! ;D
YES, i finally have a 'Siying' as my friend!!

why is hai pai so sad!

I TOOK THE CAB THRICE WITHIN TWO WEEKS! T.T
i've unlimitedly overspent this month, can you pple stop having birthdays in Jan??

hai pai's songs are awesome!! :D

i love this record baby but i can't see straight anymore..

off to play biggest brain!!!!!~

So Close.._

it's the first day of school today, after a month and a half of holidays. although i know i'm going back to the same sch, same class, facing the same pple, i just can't help feeling a wee bit nervous. waking up at 5.30am isn't fun at all. the train in the morning is like so packed! i got to stand all the way from east to west. like close to 2hrs of journey to sch, and 2 hrs back. tt's kind of psychotic.

and here's the most exciting that happened on the first day of my school. a blackout! no, not the kind of lights blackout, but me blacking out! for those who haven't experienced one before, i shall describe it.

during class in the morning, i suddenly felt very unwell. there's like a sudden coldness and uncomfortable pricks on my limbs. disturbing me from focusing on the lecture la no manners can! i had no choice but to ask for permission to the washroom.

i left the room for the washroom. i had to walk for a few metres before getting to the washroom. halfway through the walk, i felt this sudden weakness in my limbs. very sudden. i couldn't move. then, my vision started to blur and everything's like rotating and darkening to black, followed by this splitting headache, and ears blocked as if i just came out of the club. i stopped and leaned against the wall helplessly.

luckily, there're kind passerbys who came over to ask me if i'm okay, and to provide some help. apparently i couldn't see their faces nor hear them. i can only hear a very vague and low "are you okay???", as if the sounds were being blocked off. one of them then brought me to the bench nearby for a rest. after 10mins, i dragged myself back to class.

WHOA. it's a very traumatising experience and i don't think i want to experience it again. for the moment, i thought i was going to collapse there. then nobody will know who i am and who to contact cos i didn't bring anything out! horror.

thankfully i'm still alive, and blogging over here to share this.

well, we don't know what will happen everyday.. life's unpredictable.

please know that i love you, my family and friends! no matter how irritating and disgusting, you pple are irreplaceable! (:



so, how's school today??

TWENTYTEN_

HAPPPY NEW YEARRRRRR!!!! :D

that's the 6 of us after the countdown party at ButterFactory at ard 5 plus am? we partied and danced for 6 damn hours man!! i wore my 3 inches heels and i couldn't feel my legs after the party. it's suicidal and i will never ever do it again.

anw, lots of photos up on facebook!:D it's like a sudden flood of photos. the "before party" in one camera, "during party" in another camera, "after party" in another camera and the randoms from the random camera. cool huh surprises/shocks everywhere.

counting down at ButterFact was awesome!! it's like when the clock strikes 12, we can see the fireworks clearly from ButterFact! we all can multitask man! you can see everyone's eyes on the fireworks, and their body moving along with the music. how cool is that?!


it's me and chuying, chuying and i after the party. resting legs resting legs. luckily got bring flats along, or i'll have a barefooted parade.
ears were blocked too. it's like there're walls between us if you try to talk to me, even you're just right beside me. don't blast music for 6hours pls.

shy leh i think my hair still smells nice after the party(:


PARTY TIME!!!!

drink first drink first.
why is the drink orange? i thought that was cranberry vodka? i can't even rmb what's that drink! i'm old..


the six of us inside.


one of my favourite pictures!!
"AWESOME LA CHUYING!"

ya we're inside ButterFact anw! can just see the scenery outside.

dancefloor!

it was mad packed. and those crazily enthu clubbers just knock into you like that. the worst thing is YOU CANNOT TSK THEM! TSKKKKK!!!

in the lift.
she says i like to stick out my tongue. my sexy tongue *slurps* :P


BEFORE THE PARTY!


wayyy before the party. like after dinner. in marina square's toilet.

typical thing to do in the toilet with such huge mirrors. they're there, for this purpose.

okay sorry, my photos are not in chronological order. i'm way too lazy. all the other photos are on FB alr! (:

woohooooo i think this countdown party's kind of awesome. i randomly met a friend there too. eh what? who says teachers cannot club! i'm still a student anw.

and, on the last day of 2009, i dropped my phone. actually, i managed to catch it alr but it slipped off again. i'm so used to it dropping so i didn't care much. afterwards, to my horror, i found out that my "dumpling" whistle's broken): exactly at the blowing part. it's not a whistle anymore.

there goes 2009. here comes 2010! it hurts a little whenever i got reminded that i'm TURNING 20 THIS YEAR! i cannot believe it. tooo fast. what have i achieved man? yes, driving license!! fabulous! actually i think i earned alot in 2009. however, ALL OF THEM WENT TO THE STUPID DRIVING LESSONS AND ALL! if not i'll be damn rich la! okay kiddin'. i'm super poor now cos of CDC! zzzz. *glares at CDC*

NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS!
1) i will be kind and patient to my family! no shouting no screaming no quarreling.

2) i will study. i promise to study at least 3hours per week. lol is it too little? at least at least! good progress anw. (Y)

3) i will not fail! i will not fail my parents, i will not fail my friends, i will not fail myself, i will not fail anyone! i realised the scariest moment is to know that you're alone. i will not let anyone feel alone! YOU STILL HAVE ME! (:

4) pple have been saying i'm fierce for umpteen times alr. i will become gentler! DON'T LAUGH!

5) i will try my very best to not let my loved ones worry for me again. sorry loves!

6) i will do more good deeds.

7) i will love who i love more, including myself!

8) i will be more sociable, in the right way.

9) i will pack my room and house more often.

10) okay okay this is it, I WILL NOT BE ADDICTED TO CLUBBING! ^^

okay 10 is enough. too many i will not be able to achieve as well. pt 10 is kind of cool huh. it's because quite a few pple have been telling me not to go club even though countdown party's my actual virgin clubbing experience. probably i look like i will get addicted anytime soon..


TODAY! i went jogging. I ALMOST DIED MAN! i jogged past this tree, and the very next moment, i heard a loud "PIACK". i had my earpiece on. i turned ard and i saw this branch which had just fell off from that tree, on the exact spot which i just passed by a sec ago. WHOA. *chants* so much for trying to be healthy.

ALRIGHT FOLKS. i got to wake up at 4.30am tmr for some project stuffs. FML!

OH OH i've added two links, FML and GMH at the side! check them out!

till i'm back here again.



even if the sky is falling down..