Monday, July 14, 2008

pretty absurd "pick-up lines"_

through online websites(eg. friendster, tagged) messaging.

"hi.. nice to meet u.. can i have ur number? thks.."
-pretty cool heh. first msg is to ask for number.-

"william here 31/m sg u openmindeD?meet guy from herE?like clubbing?mind chat offline or sms... add me msn *email add*"
-31 alr still so flirt. bu hui qu si:x-

"Hi, I Like ur profile and would like to make friendship with you, we can chat at MSN messanger just add me or email me *email add* Write to me more about u too. ur friend masu"
-make friendship? anw he alr considered himself as a friend.-

"hi... care to b friends? can i ask u out for a coffee? i can go fetch u if u wan... anyway nice pic u have there... "
-fetch me to coffee or to..? *gasps* maybe tea.-

"can i make friend with u do u have msn if have wat is it are u online now "
-too long a sentence with so many qns yet without punctuations. o.O-

"Hi...how should i address you,Qinyu?
I'm noeL wishto be your fRiend.
From your pic i can say thatyou are a friendly and fun-loving person.You are sweet looking inthe pic too... Hee!I've had a great day,and the only thing that could make it better is you writing back.
;-)"
-ya you just addressed me. and this guy sure know some fortune-telling since he can see that i'm a friendly and fun-loving person from my pic. nice.-

"hi baby girl, you are so swweet i will like to be your guy ok, bcos you are so beautiful add me in ur yahoo messanger *email add*"
-oh wow. baby girl? be my guy? is there some generation gap between us? are all youngsters like that nowadays?-

"I'm currently looking for girlfriend who are serious in relation, please do reply if you are interested by sms *hp no.* or reply here thank!"
-this is ridiculous. even if i'm ultra despo, i also won't send a msg like that to random pple. obviously both parties won't be serious. kids nowadays..-

most absurd of all.
"hi sorry being frank u mind ons"
-ons stands for one-night stand btw. this is just morally wrong.-

i wanted to share this. it's just so ridiculous and funny in a way. sorry if i'm mean to do so. i have no other intentions. o.O i just wanna blog something to revive my blog and i thought this is pretty interesting. lalala.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LES!!:D
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ERICH!!:D


i shall go sleep now. oh i mean study chem heh. xD

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